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Why I Hate the Internet.
Whenever I try to use the internet for anything useful I am constantly confounded by stupid homepages, such as this one. I have had an entirely useless homepage for about a year, and have recently realised that I am addicted to trying to impose my insignificant drivel upon the educated and illeterate users of the web. This realisation in mind, I have decided to put my wasted time to good use and dissuade other innocents from getting involved.


The net: bag of shite?
In a recent survey of a few people i found that almost all of them though that my site is as unappealing pile of wanked over tissues. i said i couldn't really follow the analogy but it doesn't sound pleasant. The reason for said customer dissatisfaction was the fact that it revolves entirely around my rather drab alter-ego, which is at least more interesting than my true self. (so they would have you believe)


The solution?
TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
and stop reading my drivel!

simple, bye bye