remember kids: don't tell your mum

this page is part of the internet is shit ring

i wanted to give a little space for all my mates. seeing as you are the only people who will ever visit this site i thought i'd devote at least half of it to you.

Here are my friends? from manchester, with some pretty pictures

 caveman badger dave paul mole
kash the flash lloyd the mark llama
justin old man river tristan monkey
abs the duracell battery norm yoshi gay lizard

My friends from Bath
these are the people who would be on my christas card list if i ever bothered to make one
Simon, Steve, Neil, Hugo, Emma, Jane, Kate, Jon, Alice, Claire and the rest.

My friends from France who never phone (sob)
first and not least the lovely piraye, flatmate, chef, girlfriend and official sponsor
and helen, gemma, jenny, gaelle and a load of others.

i know this is only a start, and i've missed loads of people out...if you want your picture here, send it to me, or else i'm going to try to draw one of everyone

Here's an attempt at tristan mackenzie
for a great page of monkey business click on tristan!
this is not part of my page

all the above and more are welcome in my new chat room.
Sorry, your browser is not Java-enabled, you will not be able to chat.

I'd say that taking it easy was quite important, although i'd rather be doing whatever you're doing. stop it. stop it right now. if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit i assure you i will not be putting it there.

love android xx

remember: i love you so email me at space-cake